Somebody shoot me, please ... Or better yet, shoot them!

So I'm sitting here at Clark waiting for Josh to finish his magic game(s), and I am being subjected to about five voices that are, individually and / or as a group, similar in pitch to fingernails across a blackboard, far too loud, far too stupid (yes, I k ow it is the owners, not the voices, which are stupid), and altogether too prevalent.
Someone stole (and threw) EMma's shoe, and she bas been screeching about it for ten minutes.
there is a guy lying on the floor, growling.
Two guys were chasing each other around because one was flinching when the other lunged at him.
Black John insisted that Emma remove the shorts she had just put back on... So she did, and then screeched about it for ten minutes.
These people are so annoying that Joe is telling them to STFU. Sorry Joe, you just have a higher tolerance than just about everyone else.